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MrCongeniality
It's no coincidence that my account is approximately as old as the movie Miss Congeniality.
Been on Newgrounds even before 2001 on a different alias. I will be bringing some of my future film work here.

Randy @MrCongeniality

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Sick of the baby mama drama.

Posted by MrCongeniality - February 6th, 2010


So, as many of you all know by now, two people I have come to respect, Merlinsbeard and Valz, are at war with each other. Both have their stories on how things went down, both of them are different, so as of this time I have chosen to believe neither of them and not choose a side. It really sucks because I know a good friend would do better, but fuck, I don't know what to do. I want to be friends with these people, but their little war has put me in the cross-hairs and I have been fired at, so to speak. I fucking hate it.

Then I come to discover this afternoon that my best friend and his boyfriend (and his boyfriend also happens to be a really damn good friend of mine and me and him go waaaay back), the two of them are having a bit of a fight. What my really good friend did to my best friend was a bit off-color. But my best friend is over-reacting just a bit, because what was done was easily forgivable. But instead there is a little war looming, I can tell, and I am trying to help put this situation at rest before it envelops into something more catastrophic. But nothing I say is putting my best friend at rest.

I wish I had the answer to cool him down so he would stop being pissed off. But I guess I don't. Being the person who set these two up, I do feel responsible for what is becoming of this. Plus they are my best friends, and I fucking love them to death. I would not be able to stand watching these two fight and bicker with one another. But it's coming, and I am going to have to sit back and watch it in horror. As well, I don't think they realize whose world they will really be ruining, and that it is their friends who watch from the distance as this situation rears its ugly head.

These two are real amazing together. They are a lot of fun together. But I guess what my best friend says is true, nothing lasts forever. Not life, not love, not even friends.

So as Valz and Merlin duke it out, I begin to think to myself "Fuck...what if this happened to blah and blah, I would become a fucking wreck," and this morning, it turns out, it really is starting to happen. Now I just have to watch as the walls come crashing down and things change for the worse, and have my social anxiety put at another high.

So people, if you have a group of friends you hang out with, and you get into a fight with one of the friends in the group, don't forget to realize the effect that the fight will have on other people in the group. It might be more than once this week that I have been a victim of something like this, and I'm sick of it already. I would just rather stay at home in my room all day ALONE for the rest of my life, instead of putting myself in situations where things like this could happen.

But in absolute irony, I guess my damn username matches my personality, and being Mr. Congeniality is beginning to get the best of me.

Fuck.


Comments

TIT BALLS.

BALL TITS.

sounds very fucking sexy

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