Score: 10

"lol"

submission: YoinK Wins An Award

date: September 16, 2009

Excellent animation, great sound quality, and pretty fucking funny. Definitely a pleasant surprise.

Score: 9

"Great game, but it ends too soon"

submission: Obama Presidential Escape

date: January 29, 2009

I really like this game, I really do, it actually requires me to use my brain, which needed a little bit of dusting off for this submission. But after some thinking and really hard work, I finished the entire game, and I'm very impressed, but a bit disappointed at the same time.

I'm impressed that content of this nature is actually on NG, it's really great and entertaining and relevant in some way (Obama being president and all). I was also very impressed to find out that the game is very clever and humorous, and it references and parodies many movies in a witty way, like E.T., The Matrix, Spiderman, Toy Story, etc.

What disappointed me is that the end was a bit anti-climatic, and the fight scene with stopping the bullets was just a tad too difficult. This also feels like an unfinished game (as crazy as that sounds) and it seems as though there is more content that should follow after he jets off on the bike with E.T.

But I'm more impressed than disappointed, and I feel that I must give this a really good score for the effort put forth and the entertainment value it possesses. Good job.

Score: 10

"Some of the best animation on NG"

submission: HOSUE [sic]

date: January 25, 2009

Your animation, graphics, sound, and overall design are absolutely unbelievable! The amount of detail put into this is amazing, and while the humor is just a little twisted for me, that did not stop me from enjoying it.

I wish it would of been longer though, with appearances by Chase, Cameron, Foreman, and Cuddy. It would of been nice to see them parodied as well.

Still, this is one of the best animated submissions on NG.

Score: 10

"Amazing!"

submission: K-FED: Dancing with Fire

date: January 25, 2009

The graphics and animation are really above the bar (maybe even beyond), and it has a great arcade game feel. I also personally despise K-Fed, which was an added bonus.

The difficulty is a bit staggering at first, but surprisingly, that's what makes the game so great, is that you actually have to play it about 3 times and lose before you actually get the hang of it.

Hard to find a game where its only weakness is one of its strengths as well. This is a gem.

Score: 8

"Captures that authentic annoyance"

submission: Chris Crocker in Blender

date: January 25, 2009

I like how this captures the very authentic annoyance of Chris Crocker, and the fact that you get to put him in a blender so he can die a horrible death. Animation, sound, and graphics are nearly top notch.

However, this is a bit too short, and what you can do with the blender is very limited.

But still, a very enjoyable and well done submission.

Score: 10

"Very well done, funny"

submission: miz cleo psychic slapdown

date: January 25, 2009

I really enjoyed this submission. It's very funny, very well animated, and very professional looking. I like the several number of responses you can get out of her, and the very many ways you can beat her, bruise her, or whatever.

Sadly, with age comes "flash rot", aka old flash movies that kind of get buggy and what not when new flash players are released. The audio stream was cutting out too early at times. I would suggest exporting it in a newer flash player version and maybe it will go away.

Regardless, great submission.

Score: 8

"Well drawn and animated, but short"

submission: Gorilla Warfare

date: January 21, 2009

Some good points:
Very well animated, drawn, and done. Also, somewhat comedic in spots.

Disappointing points:
The music was a little too compressed. The animation got a little lackluster in a few little spots, and there were no sound effects. It was also a little too short for me.

However, this is a very well done piece of work. Good job.

Score: 0

"Hopeful"

submission: [FFF] End of the FFF?

date: January 19, 2009

I'm hopeful that spam submissions like this go under 0.3 and all of your movies are deleted once again.

Score: 5

"Welcome to the portal"

submission: Street Fighter Series

date: January 12, 2009

If this really is your first movie, then WOW! You sure are off to a great start. The animation is really good, the graphics are good, and the sound is good as well. However, in terms of regular quality, it isn't too fantastic, but still, when first-time authors impress me, it's hard not to say really good things!

A few pointers for creating better flash: Make it longer, and place more detail. That waterfall sure was cool looking. However, this is 2009, and the bar of quality in flash movies overall is really high now. Another pointer is don't make trailers, but this is an OK exception. Plus, sometimes flash authors really need the publicity, I can understand. As well, try making custom sprites for certain situations. Funny faces and funny looking stances come in handy in comedy sprite movies.

I hardly see any flash authors with first movies that get past the portal's judgment. However, this might be a rare exception.

Maybe you're the chosen one...heh.

Score: 8

"Comedic Genius"

submission: Tall 'n Short

date: January 10, 2009

Ok, the graphics are pure shit and the animation sucks just like Stamper's and JohnnyUtah's. BUT HOLY SHIT. This is funnier than the the original 2 put together. Probably the best one on here (most definitely funnier than my recent submission). I'm not giving it a 10 because it wouldn't be fair...but it's definitely going into my favorites.